An Apology

Apparently, in this election year, making fun of the Republican candidate is inappropriate. To all those who were offended by the previous post, I apologize. My intent was not to offend, but to entertain. As such, if you were offended, it sucks to be you. Go get your mommy to put a band-aid on your fragile underdeveloped sense of humor.

Love,
Me

P.S. In an attempt to appease my wounded readership (if ANYONE is actually reading), my next guest columnist will be someone completely apolitical. Someone who wouldn't offend a fly...except perhaps with his shoe.